this is our get along shirt

[gonerouge]

[keith and lance were... very much like their lions elements. water and fire. which, of course, meant that they got along just as well as the elements do. the others had finally had enough of the constant bickering that happened between the two of them, that shiro had sent the two on a mission.

a bonding mission.

at least keith was able to travel to the mission in silence since they were given permission to take their lions out with them, just in case they stumbled into any galaran forces. however, keith was not expecting something to happen to lance's lion. it was fine, but it just.... well?? keith ended up having to help the other out with his lion, which.... unfortunately had lance in his cockpit.]

Please don't fart in here.

Comments

[justblueit]

Well, whatever the winner says?

But, let's keep it to not doing anything that would be considered illegal on Earth?

[gonerouge]

... Yeah, okay I'm game.

[justblueit]

Alright!

[ AND KICKS THE ROCK ]

[gonerouge]

[watches it fly.]

[justblueit]

And that's what I like to call a victory.

[gonerouge]

[well. shit. either way he's screwed bc that's lance's second kick. and it's best two out of three. there's no way he can win. so here he go. he kicks it angrily.]

[justblueit]

That's your best kick so far.

Too bad it means nothing.

[gonerouge]

[he groans.] Just... don't even bother kicking. What do you want me to do.

[justblueit]

Hmm, what do I want you to dooooo?

[gonerouge]

Nothing embarrassing. Actually, nothing at all? [he honestly wasn't going to have lance do anything-- well okay he was probs gonna revoke lance's right to take them back home. bc he likes to live.]

[justblueit]

Well, obviously, you now have no choice but to let me fly back home.

[gonerouge]

If I die, I'm making sure you die with me.

[justblueit]

[ 8D ]

[gonerouge]

Anything else?

[justblueit]

I'm sure I'll come up with something.

[gonerouge]

[BIG. SIGH.]

[justblueit]

[ deal with it ]

[gonerouge]

[no]

[justblueit]

--Okay, I have nothing.

[gonerouge]

[well that's a relief. he lets out a small sigh.]

[justblueit]

[ sits down on the ground ]

[gonerouge]

What's wrong with you?

[justblueit]

I have the ability to make you do near anything I want?

I can't think of a single thing.

[gonerouge]

Sounds tough.

[justblueit]

You have no idea.