this is our get along shirt

[gonerouge]

[keith and lance were... very much like their lions elements. water and fire. which, of course, meant that they got along just as well as the elements do. the others had finally had enough of the constant bickering that happened between the two of them, that shiro had sent the two on a mission.

a bonding mission.

at least keith was able to travel to the mission in silence since they were given permission to take their lions out with them, just in case they stumbled into any galaran forces. however, keith was not expecting something to happen to lance's lion. it was fine, but it just.... well?? keith ended up having to help the other out with his lion, which.... unfortunately had lance in his cockpit.]

Please don't fart in here.

Comments

[justblueit]

[ sits down on the ground ]

[gonerouge]

What's wrong with you?

[justblueit]

I have the ability to make you do near anything I want?

I can't think of a single thing.

[gonerouge]

Sounds tough.

[justblueit]

You have no idea.

[gonerouge]

If it's any consolation I wouldn't have made you do anything either? Except for letting me drive back home.

[justblueit]

It's not, but I'll still accept it.

[gonerouge]

Maybe it's for the best?

[justblueit]

Why's that?

[gonerouge]

Because now I don't have to do anything embarrassing.

[justblueit]

There's no point in making you do something embarrasing if I'm the only one here to see it.

[gonerouge]

...really? [he's not gonna fight lance though, because god. he could give lance ideas, and he doesn't want to do that???]

[justblueit]

It's not like anyone would believe if I said youuu...

Ran around in your underpants screaming "I'm the Mullet King!".

[gonerouge]

[he laughs] Yeah, no one would believe you.

[justblueit]

Which is why we need space phones.

[gonerouge]

Uhhh--- no. Absolutely not.

[justblueit]

How could you not want a space phone?

[gonerouge]

How would it even work, lance? You'd need to have satellite? And you wouldn't even be able to make phone calls? Technically speaking, we have phones with the comms???

[justblueit]

Two words: Space Bejewelled.

[gonerouge]

Snake was where it was at though..... Tetris and solitude come in a close second and third.

[justblueit]

I'll agree with you on Snake.

But Bejewelled was more colorful and would clearly put any space phone we get to the test.

[gonerouge]

Again, how would it serve it's actual purpose. Don't tell me you used your phone to just play games on it back home.

[justblueit]

One of it's many purposes.

[gonerouge]

[slow blink.] And how is it going to be able to function without it being able to connect to a satellite? It's going to be super bulky so it can fit everything it needs to function properly because we're in space?

[justblueit]

We're in space. We can have a satellite in the castle.