space gays or gays in space!!!

[gonerouge]

idc what we do as long as i get spanish speaking lance.

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[justblueit]

...Do I have to? I mean, I feel awkward now because it's like I'm rubbing my big family in your face?

[ wait shit ]

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[gonerouge]

[gonerouge]

It's fine, I've had to deal with people rubbing their families in my face for a long time. I'm used to it.

[justblueit]

Are you sure? I mean, I know I'm an asshole but I try to keep my asshole to just "I'm a jerk to you because I like you" levels.

[gonerouge]

So you're a jerk to me because you like me?

[justblueit]

Wait--did I just say that?

[gonerouge]

[he nods.] Does this mean I'm going to have to be a jerk to you and the others?

[justblueit]

No, that's my thing.

You're just the socially awkward one.

[gonerouge]

[he reaches out and punches him in the arm. this he gets.]

[justblueit]

Ow! Hey, can you really disagree with that?

[gonerouge]

I don't really see how being a jerk to your friends is a good thing, but you've never made sense with the decisions you've made. [shrugs]

[justblueit]

Hey, I always make sense.

[gonerouge]

[he shoots lance a pointed look] You going to tell me what your family is like, or am I going to have to make it up?

[justblueit]

Okay, so before I begin, tell me...

At what point would you call a family "big"?

[gonerouge]

I don't know, I guess ten?

[justblueit]

That's not even one side of my family.

[gonerouge]

How many people do you have in your family?

[justblueit]

Well, alright, so my mom? She's one of 9.

My dad? He's one of 11.

All my aunts and uncles? Married with an average of 5 kids per marriage.

Do the math.

[gonerouge]

[WOW THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE--] Are you an only child, or do you have the average five kids too?

[justblueit]

Sharing a bathroom with three siblings is rough.

[gonerouge]

Is it any more rough than sharing the bathroom with Hunk, Shiro, and I?

[justblueit]

Believe me, I can only manage so well because of 17 years of experience doing it.

[gonerouge]

Guess we're just going to have to make it harder for you then.

[justblueit]

Just try it.

I've got secrets on how to get by.

[gonerouge]

It's on then. [he pauses.] So do you speak in nothing but Spanish when your with your family?