[oikawa resists the urge to roll his eyes as he brings a hand to pinch his nose. he's not gonna decimate his new... betrothed in front of everyone to see. that isn't becoming of an omega king. (sure it would probably be queen since idefk we're gonna roll with demoralization when it comes to abo rolls. and oikawa isn't the type to let himself be called queen so willingly)

so instead he focuses on the other's assumption and lets out a chortle] No they just let any random Joe wear a crown and sit upon a throne. Of course I'm Prince Oikawa.

[a beat later] The Kingdom of Aobajousai would like to humbly offer any gratitude of you staying here.